I'm not happy today.
I lost my specs and look for it like a dumb idiot.
Headed home and he called.
Chat for a while until I realised that a small dickless asshole,
is talking behind my back today.
He compared me with another friend and ask everyone,
who that particular person would choose.
And guess what! He was comparing our boobs.
So nice of him right! Yeah, let me continue.
Yeah, that poor little dickless asshole.
He don't know what's the meaning of people-hates-you.
He don't even know that everyone is laughing at him!
And not that everyone laughing with him.
Fucker right? Sighs, I pity him too.
He made everyone carry his filthy bag.
So what if he's rich? Hahaha! Does he have anything?
No he doesn't. He don't even have anything!
Oh wait, he thinks he's perfect.
Purleaseeeeeeeee. If you're perfect, I'm god. Thanks.

Dear Diary, pity him okay.
He don't have any friends at all.
I feel sad for him.
And I think he doesn't realise his testes is gone too.
That would have explained all the ego. Gross.
That ego is going to kill him one day. (: